May 2013
thelifeofbreb:
I wanna have sex, preferably in the shower đźšż
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
my to do list
1: you
kwikemart:
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
