thelifeofbreb:

I wanna have sex, preferably in the shower 🚿

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls